I am a Potato

Don't EVER judge ME

Do you like potatoes I love them I'm even married to one!

This is me...

This is my BFF!


The lifespan of a potato is one week to 3 months if you don't belive me well belive me because I looked it up on the internet!

I need to give you a tip on potatos ok here it is (never let a guy named bob into your house) Ok heres why it's because usually they are just in disguise and they are really

The definition of a potato is:
a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.

Yes I looked it up
So the moral of the story is that I am a Starchy plant

This is an exploading potato

cake is more terribler than potatos and cake is good so that means potatos are really good and

yes terribler is a word!
look It Up If You Don't Belive Me

hello potato lovers!

This is an exploading potato!!!

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1. POTATOES are 80% water and 20% solid
2. The average american eats about 140 ponds of POTATOES a year!
3. The average German eats more than 200 pounds of POTATOES a year!
4. The biggest POTATO every grown was 18 pounds and 4 ounces!
5. POTATOES are grown in more than 125 different countries!

6. POTATOES were the first vegetable grown in space!
7. China is the worlds largest POTATO producer
8. French fries are made out of POTATOES
9. If you rub POTATOES on your eyes you will beable to see better!
6. POTATOES are gluten free!